Anyone else a hot mess here 🙋🏻♀️ Most days my dishes are piled up like they currently are. Laundry needs to be done. Yesterday I vacuumed 🙀 I did it!!! *dramatic victory jump into the air, freezing mid jump to show my even more awesomeness* I mean I at least run our little hardwoods vacuum [...]
I’m totally sane
I'm totally sane. Or is it insane? Whatever it is this video proves it. Most days are chaotic and crazy! I'm probably partly to blame. I use the car as our mama babies jam sessions. This is not one of those. This is just one of many of my random outbursts. Y'all have those right? [...]
Floored
This mornings post comes to you from my bed. Where little knees are digging into my ribs. I'm up early to run 🤢🏃🏻♀️. While I enjoy running sometimes I have to push myself. Back to me being in bed for just this little bit longer 😍. Homeboy beside me is going on like night 3 [...]
Shhhhh!!! Don’t tell!
WOW! I mean I know Beyoncé is big but can we all take a minute to acknowledge my follower count. **************SEVEN*********** Bitches be jelly of me. I know. I'm Hollywood status. This tends to happen wherever I go too. I typically walk into a room and everyone just swarms me. Like "oh Jordan, may I [...]
Finding yourself
I'm still trying to figure this blog mess out and I'm determined to get it. I always feel like my brain is a mess (compliments of too much pot in my younger days/Mom brain) and I really enjoy writing, getting everything in my head, out. So my blog today is my journey? Parts of it [...]
Fart blaster
Again, the Minion fart blaster.
Check out my new ride
Y’all like my new ride? Just picked it up. Thought I’d take it for a spin. Indoors... I made my sister take several photos until I took a serious one. I tried a couple minutes to make a serious expression. In the end it looked like I was trying to make a sexy face. Which [...]
Spring broke
Approximately 6 am *farting noises* *silence* I was really hoping the culprit would cease the bathroom humor. *back to back farting noises* *multiple farts going off nonstop" I jump out of bed in search of the one toy I knew this to be and the only child that would be awake that early. My 3 [...]
Pooty Pants 💨 👖
Just before starting this post a brief struggle on my bed with son over a toy drill began as he attempted to drill his sister while she giggled. Um... Okay, I asked my son to come in out of the 40 degree weather. He was in shorts and no shirt looking for our neighbor who [...]
mom zone
You are now entering the mom zone